I experienced a rather embarrassing episode yesterday.
It turns out that hunger can affect a Beagle in strange ways.
Slavering, excessive drooling and constant howling - these are all pretty much normal traits for a Beagle but yesterday, there was even more.
I wasn't just drooling - I was foaming at the mouth.
This was perhaps due to the bar of soap that I had just eaten but, I had been without food for 10 minutes and I was starting to panic. I had to take remedial action.
Combine this with the hallucinations after polishing off a whole packet of paracetamol, which was housed along with the soap in a bag at the back of the bathroom cupboard upstairs, and you could say that I was in quite a state.
Did I get any sympathy? Was I offered any treats to help cheer me up?
No, unbelievably, my Owners were actually really cross with me.
Well, if they are going to leave stuff just lying around, willy-nilly, at the back of half-open cupboards, sealed in a plastic bag, then what do they expect?
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